The Shelter of My Idea

  The strange woman Once upon a time there was a normaly man name sam he lived in his home near the river with his dog buns he live lonely and harmly and he works as a carpenter and he always cut the tree near his house to make anything like table,chair and everything that he can made but one day everthing change a strange woman come to his home and she wanted sam to took her to her house in the first sam didn’t want to help her but in the end sam took him back to his home in the town  near the river and after they arrived in the town they went to her home it such of big home its like a mansionand then the strange woman say thanks to him and want in the mansion but the strange woman seems didn’t happy  and sam seems like her and she love sam too and then sam back to his home and sleep well and after that in the morning the strange woman came again to visit sam and she made a breakfast for sam and sam eat together with his dog buns and also with the strange morning and in ...

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